I've been watching quite a lot of zombie related end of the world stuff recently, its got me thinking about it (cheery person that I am)!
Maybe its all the mayan, end of the world, 2012 stuff we've all been hearing about (so they stopped they're calendar! We don't all go mad if Take That don't bring out one next year!)
Anyway, from watching the walking dead, dawn of the dead, other of the dead films, 28 days later (come on, they are zombies no matter what people say) and reading World War Z I think I'm now clued up enough for a Zombie defence list!
So hear we go: - this is based on the idea you are dealing with the slow moving ones from walking dead and resident evil
1. Location: not a shopping mall!!! Too much glass and too many entrances! Plus if the outbreak occurs during the day you'll have loads of walkers lurking! Try a housing estate that you can easily build defences around, avoid farms! Large open spaces = hard to defend against large herds.
2. Make friends with a cop or volunteer as a special so you know where a good cash of weapons and protective gear are! Also a police station would make a location to hold up in.
3. Canned goods! Find a supermarket, break into the offices and find they're distribution centre! Either that or go to your local Costco!! Bulk loot for the zombie apocalypse!!!
4. Safety in numbers! The more people you have the more undead you can take out! Although, be prepared to lose a fair few people!
5. Sorry to say this but.......as its the zombie apocalypse, prepare for the inevitable............you and your mates are probably going to peg it. Unless you're very very flukey and build an impressive line of defence! Or some random brainiac turns up with a cure and saves us all! We're waiting Mr Hawking!!!!
Well hopefully this list may prepare you! Enjoy!
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